I'm Richard Porter. I'm Johnny Smith. And this is on the other side of things, the Smith and Sniff

spin-off in which we answer your questions. Hi, yes, here we are in our spin-off show on a Friday

answering Lossner questions. It's on the other side of things. It certainly is.

Yeah.

I haven't actually queued up a question, so what I'm going to do is just pick one at random,

unless you have one in the barrel.

I have one that I, yeah, only because it starts, because we increasingly get called

more and more disgraceful things in people's letters. I know. We didn't ask for this

and yet somehow everyone's run with it. The openings to a lot of listener emails now is an

increasingly elaborate tirade of abuse which um yeah I saw one that was called a veal tube um but it was

delightful but this one says from Mike Snoke this one says a veal tube. That was delightful.

But this one says from Mike Snoke.

This one says, hello, organs.

I've recently been tasked by my boss to find secondhand cars for a couple of younger employees at our small company.

In inverted commas, preferably Japanese, preferably Honda, were my abbreviated instructions

due to the need for simple, practical, fuss-free quality and an ability to take it back if

things go wrong. I inevitably ended up on the trade-a-centric jazz trail and have so far sourced

two low mileage, full service history,

one previous owner, EX spec, examples from the early 2010s, a jazz duet, if you will.

What does Mike do for a living? Like, where does he work? I don't know. I don't know if he,

but what a fun side project.

Could you go and source some second-hand jazzes?

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