I'm Richard Porter. I'm Johnny Smith.

And this is on the other side of things, the Smith and Sniff spin-off in which we answer your questions.

Oi, aye.

Yes, here we are answering questions on a Friday in a spin-off show.

Absolutely a spin-off show.

I'm going to kick off with a question from a listener called Vicky, who's in Cheadle Hume,

which is near where I grew up, as indeed she points out.

Her message, it says, hello, you, pair of folded head gaskets.

I know, that's a back ref as well.

Excellent.

Very good.

I just remembered the folded head gasket that a listener wrote to us about the other week.

I just suddenly popped into my head the other day and I just started laughing to myself at the thought of someone very carefully folding a head gasket.

But it's like blissfully unaware that they're immediately ruining it and making it useless.

Yeah, no, it's true.

I feel sorry for both sides in that story, really.

So Vicki says, hello, you pair of folded headgaskets.

I no longer drink alcohol and don't really miss it,

though I do miss the fun of a good drinking game.

Ah, okay.

One of the favourites I used to play with my husband,

specifically involved watching

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