Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.

He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection.

Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right.

All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling.

Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge.

Pinedo Ferries, there is another way.

I'm Richard Porter, I'm Johnny Smith and this is on the other side of things the Smith and

Smith spin-off in which we answer your questions. Do you remember those Perjio 208 GTIs and 308 GTIs that looked like they had sort

of graduated across so it was two-tone but front to back rather than top to bottom if you

follow. Yeah they never looked right to me. Always reminded me the red and sort of

blacky wire. A slightly one reminded me of a strawberry dipped in chocolate.

Oh yeah.

So every time I saw a picture of one I felt a bit hungry.

Dark or milk chocolate.

Dark.

Mmm. Oh. Hmm. Yeah.

One of those chocolate fountains that always looks like a really big mess waiting to happen.

Somebody's gonna trip and fall into it.

I told you about that story, haven't I? No. I told you about that story haven't I? No. I told you about this someone

tripping over one of those when it was in full motion. What?

Seriously? Yeah, it's a friend of mine's next door neighborhood, we're a little bit, so we say

jingle, jangle and showy. Yeah. All right, they had a Mercedes S class where the rear

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