OTHER BEE-INGS
No Fun with Jen Kirkman
Misfit Toys
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 10 February 2021
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Jen’s talking about how bees always chase her, how not to make friends with people on long lines, staying up late up out of spite at capitalism, and did a UFO fly over Los Angeles?
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| 0:00.0 | Miss Fit toys |
| 0:30.0 | No fun, no fun, good, you're Christmas, what does come to be? |
| 0:35.0 | No fun, the Jen Kirkman podcast, episode 374. |
| 0:40.0 | Are you all going to your Super Spreader Valentine's Day events next weekend? |
| 0:44.0 | Did you just come from your Super Spreader Super Bowl parties? |
| 0:47.0 | Oh, good for a fucking all of you. |
| 0:49.0 | Uh, hi, this is Jen Kirkman. |
| 0:52.0 | So, uh, everything I'm about to say, I'm already waiting for the internet hate, |
| 0:59.0 | but I've been waiting in line to get the vaccine. |
| 1:02.0 | Oh my God, you're taking it away from old people and healthcare workers and the poor. |
| 1:06.0 | And you should know, no, no. |
| 1:09.0 | No, I'm not standing in line with a 50, like I'm at a, |
| 1:13.0 | Dan Tanna's restaurant in Beverly Hills trying to get in. |
| 1:17.0 | I'm doing a very allowed thing, which is in my neighborhood. |
| 1:25.0 | There is a vaccine site run by the state. |
| 1:31.0 | And you can only make an appointment on the website if you are 65 years or older or a healthcare worker. |
| 1:38.0 | But if you are neither of those things, you are allowed to stand in line all day. |
| 1:44.0 | And if they have any vaccine leftover, they'll give it to you. |
| 1:48.0 | And they cannot use the vaccine. |
| 1:51.0 | They've got to get, first of all, the place closes at three. |
| 1:55.0 | And they want to be out of there. |
| 1:57.0 | I think they have to be out of there by five or six. |
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