Hey I'm Adam Corolla and that's my buddy.

I'm Ray Oldhopper.

That's Ray Oldhopper.

And you like what you here?

Do you enjoy the show?

Yeah, I do.

Many do.

And we have a little pirate ship here and the way it works is you share it with a friend.

So if you like this show, turn a buddy onto it.

Turn a schoolmate, turn a coworker and or lover onto the show and thank you in advance.

Hey everyone it's me, Allison from Allison Rosen is your new best friend.

On Thursday, I sat down with Matt the Porcelain Punisher, Chris Laxamana, Gary Smith,

price check on Dingleberries, and my friend Jenna, and we learned a little something

about Gary's criminal past.

And then on Monday I was joined by the one and only Dave Damacheck, and we talked about all sorts of

stuff including why he never liked school.

Right then and there, I made a decision.

I said, I have to go to the bathroom. I said I have to go to the bathroom.

Miss Pea can I go to the bathroom? She said fine. She said no recess for you for two weeks by the way.

Because you, uh, that is not fair. I said this is America lady, but she would hear none of it. I want a trial but she

wouldn't give it to me. So I said I need to go to the bathroom. I went there it was

January so it was cold outside. No matter, I instead of going to the bathroom, I walked out. I went. I got my lunchbox. I got my winter coat. And I got out of that school because I was I was I running away was I going to go

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