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Ace On The House

OTH: Screws with Screws, Chapstick with Batteries

Ace On The House

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy, Education

4.84K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2013

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Adam and Ray complain about people who can't organize, doctors who are too casual, and horrible cab music. They also answer your home improvement questions. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Hey I'm Adam Corolla and that's my buddy.

0:02.0

I'm Ray Oldhopper.

0:04.0

That's Ray Oldhopper.

0:05.0

And you like what you here?

0:06.0

Do you enjoy the show?

0:07.0

Yeah, I do.

0:08.0

Many do.

0:09.0

And we have a little pirate ship here and the way it works is you share it with a friend.

0:14.1

So if you like this show, turn a buddy onto it.

0:17.7

Turn a schoolmate, turn a coworker and or lover onto the show and thank you in advance.

0:26.2

Hey everyone it's me, Allison from Allison Rosen is your new best friend.

0:32.7

On Thursday, I sat down with Matt the Porcelain Punisher, Chris Laxamana, Gary Smith,

0:37.4

price check on Dingleberries, and my friend Jenna, and we learned a little something

0:41.0

about Gary's criminal past.

0:43.3

And then on Monday I was joined by the one and only Dave Damacheck, and we talked about all sorts of

0:47.9

stuff including why he never liked school.

0:49.9

Right then and there, I made a decision.

0:51.9

I said, I have to go to the bathroom. I said I have to go to the bathroom.

0:53.5

Miss Pea can I go to the bathroom? She said fine. She said no recess for you for two weeks by the way.

0:58.3

Because you, uh, that is not fair. I said this is America lady, but she would hear none of it. I want a trial but she

1:07.6

wouldn't give it to me. So I said I need to go to the bathroom. I went there it was

1:11.8

January so it was cold outside. No matter, I instead of going to the bathroom, I walked out. I went. I got my lunchbox. I got my winter coat. And I got out of that school because I was I was I running away was I going to go

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