I do not like who I was when you were moving into your apartment and needed design advice.

There was also when I was like, I'm acquiring a card. I wanted to be a fun color and you were like,

please for the love of God, don't make it a fun color.

Yeah don't do a rap like do not do an opalescent rap.

I will shoot you in real life.

No, you're asking for your car to be keyed and stolen in that order.

I could have been driving the Joker Mobile if it were it for you.

Eoy aye aye.

Tell me how hard it is that we live in a society, right?

Go ahead, say it. It's so hard hard people won't even let me wrap my car. Oh boy. You think

opalescent is a good color scheme? I do it. I'm tired of of pretending it's not. Look if the world

didn't want me to put interference pigments on my car they shouldn't have

invented them in the first place. Hello everybody welcome to another episode of the overly sarcastic

podcast I am blue and I'm joined by red.

You know how like Dr. Jekyll created a potion so that he could become this horrible little

goblin and cause problems for everybody, especially himself.

My coffee concoction today is an attempt to reverse this process

and allow me to be neurotypical for a day.

I mean, how hard could it possibly be?

Neurotyp people do this all the time.

So it's five cold brew ice cubes

and then just milk and like a splash of vanilla syrup

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