Well, I'd like to pose, there's no rule that says a dog can't take the holy sacrament.

Airbud 3, hope bud 1.

Okay, you know what, I think you've got mine beat. That's pretty damn good.

That is really good. Unfortunately, there actually is very specific conflict doctrine that dogs do not have immortal souls,

which is bullshit. I'll go on record and say that that is bullshit, but I remember hearing a priest say this to a group of people at my university's Catholic center.

I'm like, wow, heartless.

Airbud 4. I don't understand what I'm gonna go for.

Yeah, exactly. Just like puts a little paw print on me on the grievances nailed the door.

He's running for Pope.

He's running for Pope.

Hello, everybody. Welcome to another episode of the overly sarcastic podcast. I almost forgot the title of our own show.

Great start. Everything's gone. Everything's gone fantastic.

I am blue and I am joined by Red.

I've made my first batch of cocoa for the season, so I'm enjoying the fruits of my labors over here.

Very nice. I was actually listening back to the one-year podcast anniversary episode from last year, where there was a lot of discussion of fall.

I'm like, oh, yeah, I know all these answers of like, what's your favorite part of fall? It's like, oh, you know, the weather and like the soups and like how cocoa?

It's like, oh, that stuff slaps. I don't think we came back with leaf updates through the rest of that season, which is tragic.

I give a leaf update now. They're very crunchy. Most of them are fallen off by now, and they're fun to walk on.

Even when it rains, I give it a day. It's back to some good crunch.

I was out on a windy day, semi-recently, and I could genuinely start my own autumn leaf collection from all the shit that just ended up in my hair on the way back.

That was fun. Like a whole little pine branch ended up in there somehow.

Yeah, it's great. Oh, man. It feels like October lasted about a million years, but we're flying through November. I don't know what's going on.

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