I'm like, well, I'm pretty good at this. I can make, you know, brownies, cookies, croissants, lemon bars, various things like that.

Oh, that's nice. I can only make croissants.

Wow, look at Bigwig croissant makers over there.

Look at someone pronouncing it French. That was, I guess that joke didn't necessarily make as much sense as it did.

That was a burn on your over pronunciation of croissants.

I thought it was a burn on the fact that I actually can't make croissants as admitted here in this very question.

Hello, everyone, and welcome to another episode of the Overly Sarcastic Podcast. I am Blue, and I am joined in person by Red.

I'm looking right at a cat right now, and my life couldn't be better.

Yeah, last time we were in the same place for one thing, and this time we're in the same place for a different thing.

Yeah.

Right now, we're also joined by Cleo, who's nibbling at my desk mat right behind the microphone.

See if we get some bumps into the microphone over the next five minutes.

She was fully rubbing her face on the mic earlier, so anything is possible.

Yeah. What a good cat. I'm distracted. I'm looking at my adorable cat.

We're going to go with not only you, not only Indigo, but also basically the entire green and also yellow.

We've got Adam, a whole bunch of people, our whole extended fencing gang, plus some channel friends are going to the Renaissance Fair this weekend.

We're going to go see the wonderful shows of our buddy, Jacques Zwhipper.

Jacques Zwhipper.

Our goal is to go see all of his shows, like all six of them, and either Fangirl or Hekel, probably alternating between shows, what we do.

So we've got to keep him on his toes, so that'll be a blast.

I'm sure he'll love that. Yeah.

Cleo drank from my water glass.

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