This is my pitch for a Captain America podcast in the world of, you know, Captain America man thought, man out of time, thawled from the ice.

You get someone like, you get like a Kate or a Miss Marvel.

I think Miss Marvel is the obvious pick for it.

But to have Cap on every episode and they just pick a new thing that has been created or occurred in the time between when he was frozen and when he

got out and be like, what do you think this is?

And every episode, they just kind of like teach him a new thing from the world.

Grandpa reacts, but it's Captain America.

But hear me out on this.

On the flip side, every like five episodes, they bring in another like antediluvian character, like Wolverine and like him and Captain America team up to explain some like old school thing that they both remember that like Ms. Marvel doesn't get. The two of them are just like, man, do you remember where you were when like the polio vaccine rolled out? Oh, Bob. I mean, I never needed to worry about that. But oh, it was heartbreaking. It's really strong. She's like, polio. God, it didn't even occur to me.

Oh.

Hello, everyone, and welcome to another episode of the overly sarcastic podcast. I am blue, and I'm

joined by

Red. Red, what are you drinking today? Big old glass of cold brew with the vanilla sweet cream on top.

and I gotta say I've noticed okay I'm wise to the game

a lot of places that are doing cold brew

with vanilla sweet cream it's just

whipped cream they just pull out

the whipped can and they just put it

on the top and they're like there we go vanilla sweet cream

and I'm like you're bamboozling me and I don't appreciate it very much. Even though technically speaking, that is sweet cream with vanilla in it, I expect a higher caliber. And the one I have today is a higher caliber. Oh, it is. Okay, good. This one's good. I'm talking about, like, the drive-through Duncan stuff that I get where I see the ready-whip

can.

I mean, drive-through Duncan's always garbage. Yes, but it's the principle of the thing. They could say cold brew with a single squirt a ready-whip, and I'd be like, at least they're not lying. In fairness to the baristas with your cold foam, I think that is just a way to, if you have like a corporate mandated foam, that is a way to distribute it to put it on top of it. It's not that it is whipped cream. It's just that that is also the type of canister that contains the sweet cream cold foam or whatever. No, no, no, no. I've seen it. I've seen it with the Ready Whip logo on, but I do appreciate when corporate says foam, sometimes

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