It's really funny for me to realize how absolutely abnormal the way my brain works sometimes.

But yeah, I guess the Jack Spratt scenario is probably...

I fell into a pool of water and got attacked by fish. It's a real jerk-shark situation here.

A real shark spark.

The more you butcher and mingle all of the syllables, the more you really get to the core of the joke.

This is a real joke of Theseus.

Real joke spoke situation.

Hello and welcome to another episode of the overly sarcastic podcast.

I am blue and I'm joined by Red.

For the first time in a month, we actually have both primary colors here.

Yes.

It's very exciting.

You were traveling and then, no, I was traveling and then you were traveling.

I went to Italy. I don't know if I mentioned that actually in the podcast, but you were mostly talking about other stuff last time.

Rip. Yeah. It was fun. It was cool. I was very disheartened to hear what you guys, what passed for your drink orders last time.

True. The most like regular tea and the most disgusting coffee possible.

So to make up the difference, I made my own hot chocolate, proper hot chocolate, not just hot cocoa, and I also made marshmallow fluff for the top.

However, the arcane processes by which marshmallow fluff actually becomes fluffy didn't

entirely cooperate with me.

So it's kind of like a really thick gel.

And it's kind of hard to get to the hot chocolate part.

And I don't know if I want to drink all of this marshmallow fluff to get to the hot chocolate.

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