But if I were to be a tuxedo mask swooping in the save the day, I think I would want to, if we could, if I could posit, we're in, like, a dinosaur museum of some sort. I could maybe get a little prehistoric with it. I think there's got to be something with, like, maybe I can slide down, like, a big dinosaur skeleton. Or maybe I'm standing a top. Like Tarzan Vine surf down like a brachiosaur. Yeah, standing on top of a terosaur just like throw the rose from a distance.

And instead of a rose, it's like throw the rose from a distance.

And instead of a rose, it's like a prehistoric plant of some kind.

Like you would get in like a Jurassic Park.

And there's like some dinosaur sounds or something in the musical singing that plays.

I don't know.

Well, what's a good line?

Your perspectives on gender politics are pretty prehistoric, lady traditionalist.

And then he slides down the brachiosaur and is like, girls can do anything.

And then Sailor Moon's like, he's right.

And then kicks her or something.

Return her to the fossil record, Sailor Moon.

And then she'll, you know, moon tiara action and well, yeah.

Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of the overly sarcastic podcast. I am red

and I am not joined by your host, Blue,

because he's out this by week. So we're having a girls night. I will still share my beverage

order. I've got a green tea smoothie with tapioca pearls and we're about to find out if it's any good.

I do like green tea situation. This sure is green tea flavored. I, here's the thing.

I don't dislike green tea. I don't understand why people think it's a dessert is the thing that

throws me. It's abundantly savory. I like, well, it's not, I don't know that it's savory. It's got,

it's not like too sweet. Maybe it's just because I'm a big proponent of the I like desserts that are not too sweet. You know, I don't want the predominant taste to be sweetness necessarily. But I, I love a green tea or a macha dessert. Soft serve, next level. You know, like that's, that, that, something about the earthiness of it really makes it desirable to me.

I guess that's the thing.

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