I will, to the day I die, get confused between tablespoons and teaspoons as like a label on a thing because TSP, TBSP, that's the fucking same.

And you can't tell me they are meaningfully distinct enough.

One is supposed to be capitalized and the other is not.

And I only know this because I've started editing for Max Miller in the last year or two.

And I do have to type this abbreviation for tablespoon, which is capitalized versus the abbreviation for teaspoon, which is not.

That makes sense, yeah.

So now when I fuck it up, I'll feel even dumber because I should have two different

things telling me what the difference is.

Hello, and welcome to another episode of the overly sarcastic podcast.

I am blue and I'm joined by Red.

Tis the season.

I already did my pumpkin spice thing earlier.

So what I have instead, actually at time of recording, you won't have heard that yet.

Anyway, I've already tried the pumpkin spice fixings for the season, so instead I'm having something with cookie butter in it.

And it's not mixed at all.

So this is basically just straight coffee until I get to the milk part.

You got to start mixing your drinks, man.

Give it a shake, dude.

What are you doing?

I can't shake it.

It'll spill.

A swirl.

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