If it's a fight, I don't know enough about popes through the years because there are probably

some like buff early, like Roman popes. I was going to say which Pope is also doing the, is it

Plato who was like also a wrestler? Like who is the Pope? Which Pope is coming in with a steel chair,

right? Like that's the question. They all come back to life. Do they come back to life at the age at which they died? Oh, interesting.

How many old men are in this rumble?

Yeah, because then probably the Pope who died the youngest is the one who's most likely going to win,

which honestly, probably that Celestine guy who got assassinated is still going to win.

Celestine probably wins again.

That's unfortunate.

Or like every other Pope spontaneously breaks their hip, and he's like, come on, guys.

Come on.

Man who just desperately does not want to be Pope, unfortunately, keeps becoming Pope over and over again is a very funny arc for this question.

Yeah, it's what he deserves.

Truly the epitome of that accidentally became important to my job and it's ruining my life, tweet.

Yes.

All right. Yeah, Stalisting the Fifth, for sure, both scenarios.

Hello, everyone.

Welcome to another episode of the overly sarcastic podcast.

I am blue and I'm joined by Red.

They were out of cold brew, but they were like, we can give you an iced Americano instead.

And I was like, that sounds like it will be the same. And it is not. It's not. No.

It's pretty harsh, if I'm being honest, but like, Red, that got me so many times in the past where I'm like, oh, I just want like coffee but cold.

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