I don't think I'd really be all that bothered by grave robbers after I was already dead, you know, I think at that point is just the principle of the thing.

Like, I truly do believe that real archaeology has a serious dearth of like genuinely cool traps and puzzles and shit so like get get like the top five escape room

designers in the entire like LA area bring them all together let them design my tomb

That's good. that's good.

And then when they get to the end, they get to like take a picture with my mummy and my

sarcophagus, and then, like...

There's a little leaderboard on the innermost sanctum.

Uh-huh, for whoever's got the fastest time. Hello everybody welcome to another episode of the overly sarcastic

podcast I am blue and I'm joined by red. I have slept a total of about 12 hours in the last three days through nobody's fault but my own.

It's I sympathize with you because this was me exactly last week.

So I'm sorry it's been that kind of a week.

But what you got in the drink order to help keep you energized and excited for this episode.

I got another vanilla sweet cream cold brew and we're going to see if it's actually going to work

as intended today.

The odds are low, but we'll see.

I was so peped up when I woke up this morning. I was like, ha, four hours of

sleep is nothing. Surely this will carry me through the rest of the day.

Turns out the way that that works is I wake up and I'm like yeah I know what to do and

then I run out of battery in two and a half hours. It's good it's fine I have

been so productive but in ways yeah in ways that

still don't feel productive enough you know so that's fun and whoever said one

must imagine siss if it's happy was a bitch that didn't know what they were talking about.

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