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Smith and Sniff

OSOSOT 58

Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

Top Gear, Road Trips, 5th Gear, The Grand Tour, Leisure, Cars, Automotive, Improv, Comedy

51.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2025

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Jonny and Richard answer listeners’ questions about the worst sound a car can make, what Donna Summer would have driven, unlikely car and owner combinations, Richard’s audio books, and things your dad kept in the boot. 

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0:00.0

I'm Richard Porter. I'm Johnny Smith. And this is on the other side of things, the Smith and Sniff spin-off in which we answer your questions.

0:12.8

Hello again. Hi. Welcome to Otisot, where we answer listeners' questions. We try.

0:19.2

Well, we try. I'm going to start with a message from a listener called Daniel who says,

0:23.5

I wonder if this question or similar has been asked previously,

0:26.2

but what to you is the most awful sound you hear a car make at the hands of a bad driver?

0:33.1

I think mine is the sound the front suspension and wheel makes

0:36.6

when it's compressed against a curb by a driver who can't or can't be asked

0:41.9

to reverse park into a space.

0:44.7

They drive in front first with far too much speed and at too sharp an angle,

0:48.3

mount the curb, and then come back into the space, get out and leave.

0:52.5

I heard and saw it this morning and it may be want to shout

0:54.8

expletives at them. That's a good one. That is a very good one. Very good. There's a lot of sounds,

1:03.3

which make me wince. I do really not like it when people get into a car and sort of put it into gear before they've

1:16.4

put the clutch down and there's that there's that transmission shunt with a crunch so you know

1:23.3

especially in an older car with cold oil and they just haven't thought it through.

1:30.1

That one's a real like teeth jammer for me.

1:32.1

I don't like that one at all.

1:36.6

Also, I just don't like it when people throw boots shut.

1:42.4

I used to live with someone who really put so much weight on throwing a boot shut.

1:44.9

I always thought the back window was going to smash in. It was so powerful. I was like, you don't need to throw the boot shut. It really just

1:51.1

closes. Yes. I also think the same with bonnets. It depends on the car, but, you know, it's like

1:58.7

a sort of dropping the bonnet from height.

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