Oscars Schmoscars 2026
Kermode & Mayo’s Take
Sony Music
4.3 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2026
⏱️ 47 minutes
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| 1:17.9 | That's a good, don't you think on that little clip? |
| 1:20.6 | It's a little, it's a graphic. |
| 1:25.5 | I think the team have upped their game all round, haven't they? |
| 1:29.9 | So, welcome, this is our Oscars Schmoskers special. |
| 1:32.4 | I'm still in showbiz, North London. |
| 1:36.0 | Mark is actually in Hollywood at the Plaza Grand Continental. |
| 1:38.9 | And later when this video is on Patreon, |
| 1:41.8 | you'll be able to see his incredible suite, |
| 1:46.7 | which really, really does look palatial. How did you swing this upgrade? |
| 1:55.4 | Yeah, okay, so just to be absolutely clear, I am in the Trave lodge, Covent Garden. The Traveloge Drury Lane, as it happens, up on the, yeah, yeah, very, very showbiz, because this is what |
| 2:00.7 | happens, because when the Oscars happen, there's some people jetto. In fact, yeah, very, very showbiz. Because this is what happens. |
| 2:01.2 | Because when the Oscars happened, there are some people jet. |
| 2:03.0 | In fact, you and I, in a past incarnation, we actually did jet over to Los Angeles to stay in Peter Bowes' Palace of Earthly Delights and cover the Oscars from there. |
| 2:16.6 | But now, of course, as we've discovered, the very best view of the Oscars is from the |
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