Oscars BOMB As Hollywood ROASTED With Savage Epstein Joke, Dark Truth Revealed | TPUSA Shout Out...?
The Benny Show
Benny Johnson
4.6 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2026
⏱️ 79 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to the Oscars. Now, presenting for the nominees for Best Global Theater, I'd like to welcome Mr. Netanya. Yo! |
| 0:09.0 | Hello, America. As you can tell, I'm a little busy these days. Let's take a look at the nominees for Best Global Theater. |
| 0:19.0 | Nominees for Best Global Theater. |
| 0:23.1 | Jeff Epstein, for his main role in Don't Leave Me Hanging. |
| 0:27.9 | Hillary Clinton for her main role until the cows come home. |
| 0:33.5 | And the winner is nobody. |
| 0:35.3 | Everybody loses. |
| 0:36.4 | We all got bruises. |
| 0:37.6 | Good night. |
| 0:52.9 | The six-finger Net inahu is my favorite meme, probably, of the weekend. |
| 0:59.4 | Until we saw this beautiful gem from last night. |
| 1:04.7 | Man, I had no idea this was even a category. |
| 1:08.0 | Greatest immigration hoax. |
| 1:13.8 | Here we go, ladies and gentlemen. Did you catch this one? |
| 1:18.0 | You might have missed this one. Here we go. And the Oscar for best performance in fooling U.S. |
| 1:26.1 | immigration for a visa goes to Ilhan Omar. This role took real commitment. The chemistry with my co-star brother, fooling those immigration officers, pure method acting. |
| 1:30.3 | This is for every pirate, I mean dreamer. |
| 1:35.3 | Somalia, I love you. |
| 1:42.3 | Today is Monday, March 16th, 2026. We are feeling good. The Oscars last night bombed. |
| 1:50.1 | And we're winning. We were actually storming the ramparts of Hollywood. We are inside of the castle walls. |
| 1:58.3 | We've done it. We're toppling the synagogue of Satan. We are going to |
| 2:04.4 | take down the entire machine. Ladies and gentlemen, I can't believe it. I cannot believe |
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