Oscar Picks & Ice Cream Store Wars

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy, Improv, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2023

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Andy Daly and Vic Michaelis join Matt Besser for scenes about meddling in an ice cream war, laser tag regulars, and never-ending bits. Plus, a trip to the Sci-Fi Encyclopedia inspires a continuation of One Step Beyond in which a German officer desperately tries to escape a quaint British farm. Check out www.mattbesser.com for info on the LIVE improv4humans event in Pasadena on April 6!

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0:00.0	Q1, you are entering an improvised comedy show restricted to humans only. Improv for humans,
0:14.5	with Matt Besser. Based on your suggestions and other sources of inspiration, Matt and
0:20.1	guests will perform fully improvised scenes. Today's episode features human guests, and
0:26.0	we are going to perform a comedy daily and fitment in you list.
0:30.3	Welcome to Improv for humans with Matt Besser. That is still I. Do you know that, Brett? Still
0:40.8	me. I've never heard of you say it like that. I know. I did a little twist for 23. With
0:48.8	Matt Besser, that is still I. Andy Daley is still him. Welcome to the show again in 23. Thank you so
1:00.3	much for having me a 23 twist. Okay, excellent. So there's a few things I want to talk about, and I'm
1:10.0	afraid I'll forget one of them, so I just like to begin with it. So Andy, let's leave the exact
1:16.3	area of town out of it and even the names of the two establishments. Are you sure? I know where
1:24.0	you're going. You're going straight to the ice cream wars. Yeah, exactly. Well, I don't want
1:28.2	people to harass them. Do you? The ice cream wars? You want them to be harassed by our listeners.
1:35.2	I would like people to take sides and get involved. Wow, you may have stronger pains than I
1:43.0	get it. I can't really strong. Wait a minute. He just walked off set. This is crazy. Oh, he's
1:50.0	getting my dogs are responding. And so I know I'm not going to close in the dark. You need to
1:58.1	be have the Michael a bit more in front of you. Okay. How's that? All right. That's it. That's it.
2:04.1	The ice cream wars. So this, this, this, you and I, we ran into each other on Christmas Eve.
2:10.8	Oh, is that it? That's what it was in a certain neighborhood where you, I guess you and Danielle
2:18.8	decided you were going to get some presents after all for your child.
2:22.4	No, our child was with that side. I think I think she just ran into the the store and didn't
2:29.9	I have my dog with me or something? You were outside. You were like, I'm not going into that.
2:34.5	Goddamn toy store. But I was in there and, uh, yeah, Danielle and Sydney were in there and she
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