On today's Dumb People Town, we've got a bat in the mouth.

We've got a crazy sex act in a bathroom that breaks a sink. That's true. And we've got the fastest postal delivery you'll ever see. Very dangerous. It's Oscar Nunez, star of the paper, new show on Peacock. All of it on Dump People Town. Oh my God. Stay with us. Stick around. Make us down. Hunger Town. It's Don't People Town

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you have you love it you live in dumb people town you've got a show on Peacock called the paper that you're in. I'm very excited about it. We can't talk about it now. We've got dumb to get you. Did you love the office? You're going to love this show. Before we get to that. Dan's got a story. Ready? Yes. Sent in by We Talkin About Practice. At Not a Game underscore 3. Yes yes been around for a long time thank you we're talking about

practice thank you thank you thank you criminal charge for breaking sink during sex what so you can't

put him up on the sink why not sex with him why not why not because it's going to break the sink

am i the only person who thought of top gun oh oh because they had sex on a sink in top? Yeah, I remember, and he's like, I think this is load bearing.

He goes into the woman's restroom? Is that the new? Did he say I think this is load bearing? Yeah, there's a whole thing where Tom Cruise is like, yeah, I think this can take weight. You don't remember this? He said load bearing? Yeah, I think so. original you're talking the original top gun no the off market one iron eagle six oh jesus that was a

original you goof talking the original top gun no the off market one iron eagle six oh jesus that was

the original you goof i was are you sure it wasn't power bottom gunn that's a good there is a porn

called top guns top guns is it yes there's one called the orifice oh come on is that real i i don't love what it should be. There should be. It should be. It already held. The style lends itself. Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan. Single handheld. Do you. Yeah. A porno with confessionals. Direct the camera. During sex. A porno with confet. We should do this. I'm not kidding. That's funny. A porno with confessionals would be the funniest.

And they're just pushing. A porno with confet. We should do this. I'm not kidding, dude. That's funny. A porno with confessionals would be the funniest. Also, during the orgy, they just keep cutting to the gym character, and he's like, Yeah. Camera pushes in. He just turns to side, he's like, we don't get much work done, but it's fun. It's fun. It's so funny. We love our audience. It's like a family in here, but not like... We own that idea. We own that idea. We mail it to yourself. We mailed it to ourselves. Limited Oscar Newtons. The orifice. Okay. While being, while quote, being intimate with a friend, I hope so, inside a restaurant bathroom, a Florida woman broke a sink off the wall, leading to her for criminal mischief, according to police. Now, when the sink came off the wall, did just water shoot out, and she just screamed. Hallelujah. I created a bidet for you. You're welcome. And the door smashed and the water rushed out, and they were sitting in the sink. Yes. Yeah. It was like the shining.

Oh, they rode the sink through the...

Because it's Florida.

No overweight jokes, but how much did she...

It takes a lot to sit on a...

Or they're just going at it.

Yes.

Too hard.

Investigators say...

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