Osbournes Halloween Nightmares & Spooktacular Secrets | The Osbournes Podcast #207

The Osbournes Podcast

Osbourne Digital Media

Music, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Welcome to our spine chilling halloween special of The Osbournes podcast.

Dive into a thrilling Halloween adventure with the Osbournes, where spooktacular tales meet wickedly funny conversations. With a sprinkle of Ozzy’s Tai Chi, they explore life's mysteries, from aging to Bryan Johnson's audacious quest to halt the sands of time and the allure of vampire immortality. The Osbournes breathe new life into Halloween traditions in England, sharing epic Guy Fawkes Night stories and their most outrageous costumes, from Kelly's wild ensembles to Jack's iconic David Bowie transformation. Hold onto your cauldrons as Jack guides the family through chilling haunted houses featured in his paranormal shows. Hear their hair-raising ghost stories, unearth Ozzy's quirky typing skills, and uncover the Osbournes' unexpected love for the Backstreet Boys. This spine-tingling episode is a mix of laughter, shivers, and treasured family memories, making it a Halloween delight you can't afford to miss. Don’t listen alone…

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0:00.0	Hold on here, let's talk about Dad's Halloween costume.
0:03.2	That was not a costume. I don't think we can bring that up, mom.
0:05.9	No, you opened the door and you had underpants on.
0:09.7	And you were singing the backstreet boys.
0:12.1	Everybody and doing this.
0:14.0	Was it loaded?
0:15.0	Yes.
0:16.0	And that was the night the nanny crawled in our hands and knees towards dad saying,
0:20.0	I know you've always wanted me.
0:22.0	Was that where she straddled him in bed and then we blocked her
0:26.4	toilet up she had to pee on sale and we poured beans on her and
0:31.8	no the worst is pedigree chump.
0:34.0	Don't food.
0:35.0	You were out for the count
0:36.0	and she was straggling you in bed.
0:38.0	Let's contextualize this.
0:40.0	Crazy.
0:42.0	Crazy. Crazy, hey, but that's how it goes.
0:48.0	I need to go to a happier place.
0:50.0	I feel romantic.
0:51.0	Good-huh ha posse.
0:53.0	Just go to bed, darling.
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