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Ladies and gentlemen from lovely downtown, Harman Town, we bring you this very special Christmas edition of Harman Town.

So many surprise, special guests. Jeff Davis could not be with us. We say so much love to you. I'm a little stoned right now, but my name is Brandon Johnson.

Watch out for the imbs and the bees. I'll be dropping those all night. Let's welcome to the stage.

Spencer, critting, then. Yes, make some noise. If you're at home right now, stand up and clap. You ain't doing nothing.

You're at home right now. You might as well stand up and chew yourself up. Stand up and clap. Please keep clapping for the mayor of Harman Towns.

Mr. Dan Harman.

Oh, oh, yo, oh, oh, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, I'm seeing a class. I'm up on your roof. I fucked your mama in the gap between her tooths.

I put my dick in her mouth like a thermometer. I took her temperature. I met out of there. I came back next year.

I always give her a present. She sheds a tear. She says, I left your milk. I left your cookies. Why don't you give me something better?

And I say, because you're naughty, but you're nice. You got head lice.

That's back next year. Don't ever fear.

Fashes take over. Down your chimney. A sack of guns. It's all you're getting so you better run. If you live in Alabama, they came for your first.

What you held the line? You equestrict to my credit first. Yo, thank you. Black women. Forget black men. 94%. It's not good enough.

All right. I was spoilers.

You finished strong. You finished strong. I got I got a second win there where it felt, you know, like a political Santa started wrapping a little bit better than then.

I was like, whoever that guy that was opening was. This is our Christmas special. It's going to be a really, really big special show.

I mean, I just I I threw out the notion leaving the stage yesterday. Like maybe it would be nice if we really Christmas up the stage and look what Chris Baroff, who gets credit everybody.

Sarah Hill. Like like a quarter back to this. I believe Chris was probably like a offensive lineman.

I think someone's moving or is that also baked those delicious chocolate chip cookies two types vegan and gutsy.

Come on with snacks like this set out. I wouldn't be surprised if we had a few special guest drop by for a nibble.

What? What? So it is an extra special show. Excellent. Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't get our hopes to you know, it's not like Gal Gadot's coming, but it's you know,

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