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I'm just saying that. Oh we have 15 more minutes? You came early. No I was told

2.15. That's Brianna.

That's our call time because traffic and people are late.

If we tell people the pot starts at 2.30, they show up at 2.35.

If we tell people the...

And you're a pro's...

You're a comedian which is usually you guys show up late for sure.

Now that's an ego-fucking move like when you showed up late to mine that's an ego move.

That's uh ego move. That's, you know, I know this shit.

Jay Leno, more houses than any of us. I'm never late. The night before he's doing reconnaissance and then he shows up he's early.

Jay Leno was early. Dude I was sick. Jay Leno was so early we had to sit there and

and watch the Gardner's finish and we were sitting there watching the

Gardner's blow and cut shit and just, yeah it's fine, don't worry about it, it's cool.

I mean that's over the top. Yeah, what the fuck is this? Isn't it weird how what it's rumble bean. Okay, well I guess that's I'm supposed to not be shocked

The first time I see this thing

What do you mean? It's you know? It's a midget hairless cat. It's it's not well. What do you mean it's not well? It's God didn't create any species to look like that. He is a God. He's just he's going to disappear for 15 years and then

Do you see that they came back? Yeah, that's pretty cool. They don't get along now. It's not good. But look at him. he's my best friend, man. Yeah, it's cute.

It's nice.

What are all those animals?

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