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The Jesse Kelly Show
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4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 24 May 2021
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| 0:00.0 | You don't have to dip forever. You know that right. You don't have to smoke forever. |
| 0:05.3 | And the reason I say it like that is I have been that guy. I've been that guy. I dipped for so long |
| 0:12.0 | and what would happen is I would decide I'm gonna quit. Ah, it's bad for me. I'm gonna quit. |
| 0:15.8 | I'm a man. I don't need any help. I just get a quick cold turkey and I would fail time and time and time again. |
| 0:22.0 | I tried things like the patch edit work, gum, sunflower seeds, I tried it all. |
| 0:28.6 | It's just the matter of finding the right thing to help you quit. That's Jake's mint chew. |
| 0:34.1 | Go, put in your dip. Just make sure it's Jake's mint chew. It's tobacco free. It's nicotine free. |
| 0:40.9 | It's even sugar free. And I highly recommend just a personal choice. I highly recommend their CBD pouches |
| 0:46.8 | because it really helps take that extra edge off. Get a Jake's mint chew.com. That's Jake's mint chew.com. |
| 0:54.6 | Make sure you use the promo code Jesse at checkout. When you do that, you get 10% off. |
| 1:10.8 | This is the Jesse Kelly show. |
| 1:12.9 | I screwed up again. I ended up rooting for the bad guy. I do that sometimes. It is the Jesse Kelly show with me. |
| 1:32.5 | Jesse, the Oracle Kelly. I'm sorry. Okay. It was one week. I warned you all. |
| 1:41.0 | The previous week that I was going to be gone for a week. I warned you multiple times. |
| 1:47.3 | And poor Jewish producer Chris has been flooded with emails of people yelling at him of me being gone. |
| 1:55.7 | 877-3777-4373-Jessey at jessekelyshow.com. We are going to get to Governor Whitmer. |
| 2:06.7 | Governor Ratchet, as I call her, caught without a mask. Why is that matter? I'll tell you. |
| 2:13.6 | Dr. Fauci, he doesn't think COVID occurred naturally. Are we really going to unpack everything that means if we acknowledge that? |
| 2:24.2 | Yeah, we are here today on this show. We're going to talk about killing spiders, leaving your job if they require a vaccine. |
| 2:32.9 | We have all kinds of stuff today on the Jesse Kelly show. Let's deal with the elephant in the room now. |
| 2:40.7 | No, I'm not talking about Chris because he's put on five or six pounds. |
| 2:46.6 | The elephant in the room was what happened last week. Remember I said my grandpa had died. I had a funeral. I had to go back to you. |
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