Just a minute.

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Just a minute.

Hello, everybody. This is Legal Man. Welcome to show.

This is going to be a good episode.

I'm going to blow up the whole originalist versus living, breathing, and show people the fundamental fraud that's never discussed by the con-cons.

And you'll see why.

And for people who don't know me, I'm a lawyer, practiced for more than 30 years, I'm America's most trust and beloved lawyer, because I tell people a truth like I do in this show.

And the truth is, I was a constitutional conservative for years and years years and believed all this stupid crap about originalism and original intent and the meaning, blah, blah, blah, years and ran around like a fool pushing it. And then about 25 years ago I got the internet. And in fairly short order, I started figuring out it's a complete scam. It's not true at all. It's a griff to keep me on a tax-paying plantation. And when I figured that out, it became self-certified as a master practitioner, and I don't need constitutional conservative jokers anymore. I've also given myself a lifetime achievement award for the incredible hundreds and hundreds of podcasts I've made that are timeless, explaining the way the system actually works. And when Jones Plantation

the movie came out, I was so impressed with my performances, Mr. Jones. I gave myself the Presidential

Medal of Freedom, which is the highest award that any civilian can get. And I definitely earned it.

I love having a trophy case full of fake awards and accolades because that entire thing is a control

system. They force people to memorize official them and then

regurgitate it. And if you don't do it properly, then they take your license to certification or your

lifetime achieving an award and they destroy you. And everybody saw that during COVID. When

certain doctors, nurses, and academics attempted to tell people the truth, they got shut down. They

tried to destroy them professionally. And this is the truth, they got shut down. They tried to destroy them

professionally. And this is the same system they use everywhere, including the law, and all the way down

to cutting fingernails and hair and everything else. It's all licensed and controlled in a thousand

different ways because the state's just pumping out bullshit and propaganda and officialdom nonsense.

Just like everybody's seeing with this doge stuff, all the stuff they push out, it's just a pack of eyes. So I like to mock it and make fun of it. Hopefully people catch on the idea of having the state be the arbiter of what is actually good information and legitimate information. Who should be credentialed? It's an absurdity. It turns the whole thing on its head. Okay, enough about all that. Let's go ahead and get

the show going because it does run long. So I want to make a show today. It's probably going to run long.

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