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Oregon State lay in three and a half at Air Force, 330 CBS Sports Network.

Got to do it, buddy. I know it's gross.

I think Oregon State's on Quit Watch.

This is a team that is careening.

I mean, this is a car with the brake lines cut around a bendy road.

And you're starting to see it weigh on them a little bit where, wait, we're homeless, we don't have a conference, nobody likes us.

Their defense is so bad.

And there's also a quarterback change in this game that I fucking hate.

So here we are.

Yes, I'm about to take a two and seven Air Force team, but they're at home.

So you're going to have, just so we're all clear, you're getting an Oregon State team now

going on the road in the altitude.

That's a problem.

It's an Oregon State team that ranks bottom five in America in every rush defense metric,

whether it's rushing success, you know, line yards after contact, all of it.

Guys, if it involves stopping the run, Oregon State can't do it.

And you're facing Air Force.

Okay, problem.

Then we go to the quarterback change at Oregon State to Gold Branson.

This guy for the old heads out there, this guy makes John Navarre look like Usain Bolt.

Gold Branson has no, Lieutenant Dan, you got new legs.

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