I have been really concerned lately because these headphones, I was like, why is the volume

dying on these? Turns out I just had to turn a little wheel on the side of it that cranked

the volume up. Isn't that fascinating? Yeah. Speaking of fascinating, let me tell you

a little story. Oh, I love a story. Yes, please. Don't get your hopes up, bitch. It's

not really a story. Wow. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Just take, wait a minute. Right

from the start. And also somehow make it your fault. Oh, yeah. I, this morning, I guess

this noon. I was like, you know what? I'm doing my notes. I was struggling, as you know,

we had a little conversation. And we'll get into that. However, I was like, you know what

I need? I need a coffee, but I don't have, I don't have a coffee maker here in this house.

I have yet to purchase even like a little French press. I just haven't done it. Is that

for your own good? Is it like you're worried to get one because you'll drink a lot of coffee?

No, it's, it's summer. And I just don't fuck with it because I'm hot all the time. And

I rarely make like an iced coffee at home. Like I just don't go through the effort. So I

just haven't really been having it. I've been doing, you know, water. That's, I mean,

that's good. It is great. You know, let me tell you, let me, let me sidetrack a little

bit. Okay. Sidebar. It's going to be a lot of side bars. Y'all don't even know what is

happening yet. But we'll tell you. We'll tell you. Y'all stay, y'all hold on. If this is

your first time listening to the witch bitch amateur hour, we are a witchcraft bug. God damn

we will get there. We promise. Anyway, if this is your first time listening to the witch bitch

amateur hour, I'm, I'm Charlie recommended. Yeah, I forgot. I'm Charlie. I'm Charlie. I'm

recommended by nine out of 10 dentists. You know, you're going to do right. You are. You sure

are. I may see. I don't, I'm not, I don't know if I'm recommended for much things around your

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