Orcas Are Tight
History Is Dank
All Things Comedy
5.0 • 584 Ratings
🗓️ 2 March 2021
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
The most legit thing that can happen on a boat is partying with your boys. The only way a boat could get any more legit is if you scope some Orcas. Killer Whales! They are majestic genius dolphins the size of buses. Apex Predators of the sea! Killer Whales induce nothing but stoke unless you're a seal or a salmon of course. Strider explores just how tight Orcas are while attempting to find out what maniac saw one and said to himself, "Incredible! I gotta teach this thing how to do flips."
Sources:
Wikipedia.org, nationalgeographic.com, orcaaware.org, thedodo.com, seaworld.com, Britannica.com ‘Here’s what really happened to Shamu’, Pbs.org, Whaleresearch.com
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| 0:00.0 | Friggin' what up, dude. |
| 0:01.6 | Strider Wilson, I'm the host of this podcast. |
| 0:03.7 | That's mine. |
| 0:04.2 | I'm going to be called History is Night. |
| 0:07.7 | History is dang with Strider Wilson. |
| 0:15.1 | Dang is from the crowd. |
| 0:18.7 | Dude, freaking what is up? Dude, I'm extra fired up right now, dude. Extra fired up. First of all, we got Aaron on the sticks, dude. What up, Aaron? What up? Chilling, dude. Actually, I'm not even chilling, dude. I'm freaking amped, dude. I'm chilling and grilling, dude. And I'm a beast on the grill, dude. That's what I say. Any sort of like backyard gathering. Now I'm an adult, dude, you know, I go to a couple's gathering in a backyard. It's got an end time. It's like 11 to 3, you know, on a Sunday because we got to gear up for the week, you know? I'm like, oh, I get it for sure. You got to get ready, dude. And I just go as soon as I arrive, dude where's the grill at i'm a beast on beast on that thing, dude. I don't care, who's the host, Darren? Oh, it's my GF's friend, her husband's name's Darren. Oh, Darren, what up, dude, step aside. I'm gonna be grilling today. It's my territory, dude. But then I'd be like, all right, dude, oh, oh, oh, you're doing doing salmon fillets oh okay I'm actually not quite |
| 1:12.3 | versed in that um it sounds amazing dude cool right so what do you do for a living dude down there |
| 1:17.4 | well dude um I'm talking about maybe a couple's gatherings because um Aaron dude um I went out to |
| 1:24.9 | Joshua Tree dude um and you to Joshua Tree, dude. |
| 1:31.0 | And, you know, Joshua Tree, huge national park, dude, huge. |
| 1:31.9 | You know, those aren't familiar. |
| 1:36.3 | It's in California desert, dude, part of the Mojave Desert, you know, one of the hottest freaking places in the world, you know. |
| 1:38.8 | But went out there this past week, February. |
| 1:42.5 | And, dude, I lost my GF in the desert, bro. Aaron, I lost her. Oh, no. Yeah, dude. And then I found my fiancee, dude. My freaking D.F. Dank fiancee, dude. Straight up popped the cue in J.Tree, dude. Fired up, dude. |
| 2:01.9 | Stoked, dude. |
| 2:03.3 | I am stoked. |
| 2:17.1 | I'm stoked. It was sick, dude. Before the pod started, Aaron's like, dude, catch me up. I'm like, Aaron, that's going to be my recent history share, dude. Let's just freaking cut it up organically on here. And I'll tell you, so what I did, dude, I planned it out. got a freaking dank Airbnb dude with a QZ so we can enjoy some freaking stars |
| 2:18.6 | while enjoying some dank |
| 2:20.0 | dank rosé dude I planned it out. Got a freaking dank Airbnb dude with a QZ so we could enjoy some freaking stars |
| 2:18.6 | while enjoying some dank, dang rosé, dude, even during the day and night, probably, because we're looking at stars. We're hearing all those taps, by the way, on the mic. Oh, sorry, dude, sorry, sorry. Sorry, I'm just so freaking pumped my bed, Aaron, dude. Thank you, dude. Thank you, dude. Thinking of the listener. |
| 2:33.5 | I can't bastardize this story. |
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