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The Basement Yard

Orange Things Suck Ass

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2018

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, @DannyLopriore & I are talking about things. Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the Basin yard today. I am joined by Danny Lopior. He is back back in the building in the build

0:10.2

Aggressive, I'd aggressive followed up by the cough followed up by the cough

0:13.4

I feel like I'm getting a little sick for some reason. I don't know why like head cold maybe

0:17.0

Could you have allergies? I?

0:19.5

Have it sometimes and then sometimes I don't I don't know what do you know like what you're allergic to?

0:23.9

Cuz I'm like pollen and shit like but one year I'll like be like bad and have to like oh I can't come out because it's bad

0:30.1

Like some years I'm fine like sinus headaches and stuff. Yeah, like it's you've been sneezing a lot like the last few days

0:35.6

Have I yeah a good amount no? I don't I haven't really noticed I don't know if it's because I'm around you more

0:41.4

But like you just carry pollen yeah, I might be yeah, I might you might be allergic to me

0:46.8

But I always been finding that you've been sneezing pretty hard and you're kind of allowed sneezer I

0:51.8

Get I get up there like an aggressive sneezer. I've gotten that it's better than being one of those like inside

0:58.8

Sneezers like I hate those fear my girl your eyes gonna pop out of your fucking head like like

1:04.4

Girls can honestly be like okay girls don't sneeze like loud. Why don't they sneeze loud? Let that shit out sneeze. I will say this though

1:14.0

I feel like the older you get the louder you sneeze

1:17.4

I'll agree to that my dad is like a ridiculous sneezer my dad

1:22.3

We'll smoke your dad and laugh

1:24.3

You vote my dad has literally sucked the oxygen out of rooms. Why do they do that?

1:29.0

I don't know my dad has no regard for anything I think and it's so funny how easily they just carry on what they were doing

1:35.8

Yeah, and like nothing happened. They'll be reading the paper. He's like

1:39.6

I'm not kidding my dad literally he like goes oh

1:49.9

He let you know like he like he it's like crazy like it's like and then it's just

1:56.4

Dude, it's like a flashbang and especially like the lights hitting the right way you see all of it

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