Orange Theory

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4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2024

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Reilly and Alf are hitting the gym for the 5th 500,000th time and reading reviews on Orange Theory.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:05.0	T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house,
0:10.0	not a creature was stirring, not even a car.
0:14.3	For over 100 years, Trico has engineered and manufactured premium
0:19.8	premium, sorry. T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house, not an engine was stirring,
0:31.0	not even my car for over 100 years.
0:36.6	Trico has engineered and manufactured
0:39.0	premium wiper blades that keep drivers safe
0:41.6	with maximum visibility in all driving conditions.
0:44.4	Trico, the future of Wipers since 1917.
0:48.4	I'm Riley's car and I'm very quiet.
0:51.8	And the company's most premium wiper blades.
0:55.0	Tricosylicone ceramic are made to last three times longer than standard blades
0:59.0	because, guess what, they're resistant to UV, heat, extreme cold, and ozone-related degradation.
1:04.4	This composition reduces drag and friction while maintaining maximum windshield contact to
1:08.7	repel water and ice, especially for my mousey quiet vehicle.
1:13.3	Riley doesn't pay for gas, she just steals it.
1:17.3	The patented quick connect adapter system allows for quick and easy installation to any compatible vehicle.
1:25.0	The silicone rubber element and ceramic coating hold up longer over time than traditional silicone,
1:30.0	because they have been formulated to wear like natural rubber while providing the performance benefits of silicone.
1:35.0	She also steals library books and face masks for children.
1:40.0	Traco Silicon ceramic clears the clear visibility test.
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