Optometry with Adam Carnevale

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2025

⏱️ 30 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

You can physically send us stuff to PO BOX 7127, Reservoir East, Victoria, 3073.

Want to help support the show?

Sanspants+ | Shop | Tees

Want to get in contact with us?

Email | Instagram | Twitter | Website | Facebook

Recorded and produced on Wurundjeri land, we respectfully acknowledge the Wurundjeri People of the Kulin Nation, pay our respect to their Elders past and present, and recognise that sovereignty was never ceded.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	You're listening to the Sands Pants Network.
0:07.1	Hey everybody, welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second.
0:10.1	My name's Hayden, and I'm joined, as always, by Cass Page.
0:14.0	Hi, Cass.
0:14.7	Hi, Hayden.
0:15.6	How are you doing?
0:16.2	I'm doing well, do you know why?
0:17.8	Why are you doing well?
0:18.8	Because we're joined by our special guest, Adam Carnivalry. Woo! It's me! Adam! Adam! Adam! Adam! And today's topic is optometry.
0:42.2	I don't really know anything that optometry.
0:43.7	I think it's a great word, though.
0:44.8	Optometry.
0:46.0	I like how... Also, ophthalmologist is also great.
0:47.5	What's that?
0:47.9	O.P.O.
0:48.9	that's like you and your nose and...
0:51.4	It's like glasses.
0:52.8	What?
1:33.6	What is that? Do you know what? That's for me. You misspelling the word optometrist. Yeah, it's not opometry. You missed the T. Oh, OMO. Okay. I see. I like how many O's are in there because those are eyes. Yes. We're having two different conversations, I see. Yeah, yeah. Yep. Well, the one, the one you said, the second one you said, what was that? Ophthalmologists. What's that? Yeah, I think it is what, what do you call a fancy dentist? Orthodontist? Yes. That's not what that is,, listen. I think an orthodontist is to a dentist or an ophthalmologist is to an optometrist.
1:35.0	Okay.
1:36.2	Extra money.
1:38.5	You know, a bit more money.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Sanspants Radio, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Sanspants Radio and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.