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Optograms and Wife Salves

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Culture, Humor, Popculture, Satire, Wikipedia, Comedy, Society, Wiki, Society & Culture, Politics, News

4.82.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2025

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Optography is the process of viewing or retrieving an optogram, an image on the retina of the eye. A belief that the eye "recorded" the last image seen before death was widespread in the late 19th and early 20th centuries, and was a frequent plot device in fiction of the time, to the extent that police photographed the victims' eyes in several real-life murder investigations, in case the theory was true. The concept has been repeatedly debunked as a forensic method.

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to citation needed.

0:24.6

The podcast where we choose a subject, read a single article about it on Wikipedia

0:28.1

and pretend we're experts because this is the internet and that's how it works now.

0:32.5

I'm Eli Bosnick and I'll be seeing you through this evening, but I'll need an attractive

0:36.6

stable of studs for your perusal.

0:39.3

Heath, Noah, and Tom.

0:40.7

All right.

0:41.0

You need a stud finder for this wall of glory holes that's very upsetting.

0:45.4

I'm sure he meant to spell spuds.

0:47.7

Heath, he's not great at, uh.

0:49.2

Fair enough.

0:49.6

Yeah, that is fair.

0:50.4

I've actually often been compared to a Mr. Potato Head, unfavorably compared, actually, to a Mr. Potato Head.

0:57.3

It's true.

0:57.9

Because your arms aren't long enough.

0:59.6

That's also true.

1:04.3

Now, before we begin tonight, I'd like to take a moment to thank our patrons.

1:07.7

Patrons, without you, how would we know who Randy the Raw Dog went to

1:12.0

college with? And if you're wondering what the fuck I just said, you can stick around till the end of the

1:16.7

show. And with that out of the way, tell us, Noah, what person plays thing, concept, phenomenon, or

1:20.6

event we'll we'll be talking about today. Optograms and wife sales, according to the essay title.

1:27.4

All right. Tom, when the cats away, the mice will play. Are you ready? and wife sales, according to the essay title.

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