Hi everybody and welcome to Maintenance Phase, the podcast that dares to answer the question,

where's the beef?

Oh no, you did one of the puns.

I was going to treat you all the headlines with the puns.

I figured I should bring the timeless reference that I could to the show.

The other really good timely one is a lot of the headlines are like, cattleman's association

has a cow over eight or the commons.

That wouldn't even make sense to be playing more.

Well this is also the early 90s when people are like, woo, Bart Simpson.

He's animated but he's bad, incredible.

You can tell by his slingshot and his haircut.

I am Michael Hobbs.

I am Aubrey Gordon.

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Michael, I am at a loss because I was stalled for tiny interrupting machine and it didn't

happen.

That was like, I was like the best way to fuck with her is to not do anything.

To let her do it.

You were 100% right.

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