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Trick or treat everybody, let's do this!

We've got a massive pre-election show for you tonight.

Donald Trump is coming for Ronda Sanctus, Democrats, or more nervous than a Chihuahua in a rainstorm.

And I guess everyone has a good relationship with their fathers because no one wants to work the polls.

So, let's do this people, let's jump straight into today's headlines.

Alright, before we get into the big stories, let's catch up on a few other things going on in the world.

Starting with our old friend, Covid-19.

According to the CDC, there are now six new variants, all competing to become the dominant strain this winter.

What they don't realize is that they're all competing with a strain that's already infected most of the country,

called the, I don't give a shit about any of this anymore strain.

Honestly, actually a little bad for the variant that becomes dominant now.

Yeah, because everyone has stopped caring.

It's kind of like if you want an early season of American Idol, then you were famous.

But if you win season 34 now, it's just a story you tell your coworkers at the coffee machine, you know?

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