The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, Buegle. The Bugel, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, buglers and welcome to issue 4,282 of the Bugel audio newspaper for a visual universe.

Only kidding.

Visual world.

Still no conclusive evidence that the universe exists for me,

but the world... I'm on it right now, and it doesn't get any more real than that.

I am Andy Zoltzman still, and if I could turn back back time well I wouldn't be doing this podcast for a whole host of reasons

If you're listening to this through a smart speaker just see what happens when this bit plays out

Hey, whatever your smart speaker's current name is, do an impression of

Andy's Altzman, Alice Fraser and Mark Steele talking about the world's news.

And now see if you can tell the difference from, uh, what, the rest of the show.

Welcome to the show. So yes yes there you are our guest today

Alice Fraser in in in Sydney New South Wales about to move to Queensland when are they going to update that name?

Is it and when it just seems a bit insensitive now?

Queens. Yes but that is Queensland's calling card is being insensitive so I figure they're just going to lean in

And Mark Steele joining us from Crystal Palace

Correct I'm in Northlander at the moment for a series of reasons.

Right.

Well, Crystal Palace is another place that really need to update its name

the thing burnt down in 1936.

It's like calling Pompeii never been inconvenienced by a volcanic eruption.

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