Oppenheimer Zachary's Thanksgiving Nuts
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 2 January 2026
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Summary
No one is safe from the sales pushing of Mr. Michael Oppenheimer, including Kelsey!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.6 | Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. |
| 0:07.0 | The Elvis Duran phone tap. |
| 0:08.9 | Scary. |
| 0:09.5 | Yes. |
| 0:10.2 | What's it all about? |
| 0:11.0 | Well, Chris's girlfriend, Kelsey, hates telemarketers. |
| 0:14.0 | She doesn't listen to the show. |
| 0:15.4 | So that's why she'd be a perfect phone tap victim, |
| 0:17.8 | especially by our relentless telephone telemarketer, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer. |
| 0:22.6 | I like how you speak about him in the third person. |
| 0:24.8 | Like, exactly, like I'm not him or something. |
| 0:26.5 | And you really are. |
| 0:27.9 | So here we go. |
| 0:29.2 | Let's see what it's all about. |
| 0:30.5 | Scaries, I mean, Mr. Oppenheimer's phone tap. |
| 0:32.7 | Hello? |
| 0:33.5 | Good afternoon. |
| 0:34.3 | This is Mr. Michael Oppenheimer with Zachary's Nuts. |
| 0:37.3 | How are you doing today, Ms? |
| 0:38.7 | I'm fine. |
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