Opossums

The Big Fib

GZM Shows

Education, Comedy, Leisure, Games

4.6 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2023

⏱️ 25 minutes

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0:00.0	Two people claim to know everything about something, but only one knows anything.
0:07.0	Isaac Aunt Roosevelt, or an anti-gravity bell.
0:10.0	Dinosaurs had two brains.
0:12.0	Lucky kids live on Mars and go to school and flying cars.
0:15.0	Or at least they will one day.
0:18.0	Believe me, I'm a historian,
0:20.0	an astronaut or drive a delorian.
0:22.0	Would I lie? It's hard to. An astronaut or drive a Deloian.
0:23.0	Would I lie?
0:24.0	It's hard to say.
0:26.0	The Big Fip!
0:28.0	Can you spot the lie?
0:30.0	Some pigs could fly.
0:32.0	But if you ask me why, can you trust the end? Some pigs could fly. The Big Phib.
0:33.0	But if you ask me why, can you trust the answer?
0:36.0	Oh, the Big Phib!
0:38.0	From Possum Kingdom Lake Texas,
0:40.0	this is The Big Phib.
0:42.0	And now here's your host, Deborah. Texas, this is the Big Fib.
0:42.6	And now here's your host, Deborah Goldfeet.
0:46.4	Welcome to the Big Fib, the game show
0:48.2	where kids choose between the Toxin Neutralizing
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