Opie lost his virginity to a Minotaur: Opie joined by Ron the Waiter

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🗓️ 13 August 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Opie and Ron the Waiter dive into a wild ride of a podcast, kicking off with the bitter sweet end of summer on Long Island and the chaos of back-to-school shopping. The duo tackles the hot topic of the National Guard's deployment in Washington, D.C., debating urban safety and crime stats while comparing the vibe of NYC's sleepless streets to D.C.'s eerie nights. Things take a turn with a hilarious tale of Ron's supposed shark attack survival at Coney Island, leading to a nostalgic trip down memory lane about the Presidential Fitness Test and childhood antics. Kodak's collapse in Rochester. Things get wild with Opie's bizarre college virginity loss tale involving a "manateur," rants on healthcare woes and Jamaican nannies!

Opie and Ron mix raw humor, social commentary, and unfiltered banter in this lively episode. Tune in for laughs, rants, and a touch of absurdity!

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0:00.0	Ever notice that purple shop button at checkout?
0:03.5	The one that makes buying online effortless.
0:05.8	That's Shopify, and it doesn't just make shopping easy.
0:08.8	It makes starting a business easy too.
0:11.1	Shopify is proud to power many sources of UK e-commerce,
0:14.9	from brands like Mattel and Jimshark to new entrepreneurs.
0:18.4	No coding? No problem.
0:20.3	Shopify's ready-to-use templates help you create a
0:23.1	stunning online store instantly. Manage everything in one place, from inventory and payments to
0:28.2	analytics and marketing. Get the word out fast with built-in email and social tools to attract
0:33.6	and retain customers. And that purple shop button, it's why Shopify has the highest converting checkout on the planet.
0:40.2	Your customers already love it.
0:42.2	If you want to see less carts being abandoned, it's time for you to head over to Shopify.
0:47.3	For your £1 per month trial and start selling today at Shopify.com.uk slash try.
0:53.4	Go to Shopify.com.uk.U.K. slash try. Shopify.com.ukk slash try. Go to shopify.com.ukuk slash try. Shopify.
0:56.7	dot co.uk slash try. There we go. Good morning, everybody. How are you? Welcome to my,
1:03.6	my lovely live stream. My God, we're way out east on Long Island, but not for, not for too long, man.
1:13.7	Summer is, summer is slipping away.
1:18.5	The wife and kids, they did their back to school shopping yesterday.
1:20.7	It's, it's all around us now.
1:33.1	I don't, I don't like that because that means we got to move back to that stupid, that stupid, but safe city. Yes, New York City safe. New York City is a lot safer than Washington Day City. I'm very happy that Trump has decided to take over Washington,
1:39.5	day safe. You got the National Guard all over the place just wandering around they are fucking
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