Opie Escapes the City for the Ocean

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3.6 • 4.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Join Opie for a wild and hilarious episode of the Opie Radio Podcast, live from the ocean! Fresh off his escape from New York City, Opie dives into the chaos of packing up his family, pets, and tomato plants to kick off summer at the beach. From mosquito bites to a strawberry moon, a possum welcoming committee, and a rusty grill, Opie’s got stories that’ll make you laugh out loud. He dishes on FU Fridays, crushing a neighbor with a $15K insurance win, and why he’s terrified of sharks (thanks, Jaws!). Plus, hear about tragic city tales, Ron the Waiter’s gross chaos, and Opie’s love for documentaries. Don’t miss this raw, funny, and heartfelt episode—subscribe to both podcasts "Opie Radio" and "Opie Funny AF" for more! Happy Father’s Day!

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0:00.0	B, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but
0:12.7	goes like that, right?
0:17.6	Something like that.
0:18.9	Good morning, everybody.
0:20.8	Welcome to my live stream.
0:23.4	I am live at the ocean.
0:26.4	I couldn't be happier.
0:29.7	We are here for the summer, bitches.
0:32.9	I made it out of that damn city.
0:35.0	And I couldn't be happier.
0:36.2	What's going on, man?
0:37.0	What's up, Chuck chuck you are first on
0:38.6	the whole damn thing he says yeah we got jamy land what's up jamy lind good morning open squad happy
0:45.5	friday yeah happy friday in more ways than one actually it's f u friday so if you got some fuses you
0:52.4	could throw it in the chat uh my fU is to New York F and city.
0:57.5	I am.
0:58.4	I am done.
1:00.5	I am done until September.
1:02.8	This is what I wait for all year long.
1:06.2	I'm in that God forsaken city for my kids so they could continue going to their school so they continue
1:13.5	hanging out with their friends. And I just like like a prisoner like a prisoner I'm like marking the
1:19.3	calendar just marking days off. And then it finally happens. It's go time. So we spent all day
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