well it happened folks you know it actually happened oh crap hang on my we're gonna have to restart that

three two one hello and welcome to colonial outcasts yes it happened happened last night we bombed

iran we're just going to start talking about it. But first, as future historians look through the wreckage of our society in order to piece together the madness, even if the historical record is destroyed and nuclear

complagration, at least they'll be able to kind of determine what's going on by like the spiciest

meme game I've seen in a while. This is Maga Cairns in church this morning after World War

Three begins.

Okay, yeah, so Christian Evangelicals have a really big war hard on right now.

Lindsay Graham.

Oh, God.

Anyways, we're joined today by Travis.

This is kind of an ad hoc episode.

I have no show notes yet, and I think we're just going to talk through it.

How you doing?

I mean, great, man.

Great. Yeah. Yeah. I like took an edible last night.

I like absolutely crashed. So I slept through the beginning of World War III. And everyone was like calling me.

Like, dude, you're sleeping through the beginning of World War III. But there was actually not a lot of

information that was available when the strikes first III. But there was actually not a lot of information

that was available when the strikes first happened. But now it seems like what we do know is the

U.S. strikes Iran, the U.S. attack three key nuclear facilities early Sunday, and an Operation

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth claimed obliterated Iran's nuclear ambitions, though full assessment is ongoing.

We're going to deal with that and how stupid that is.

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