Opening The Phone Lines
The Jesse Kelly Show
iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 3 August 2021
⏱️ 110 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Whooo! |
| 0:01.0 | I'm telling you man, the mob killed JFK. |
| 0:06.8 | Oh sorry, are we on there? |
| 0:08.4 | Hello, it is the Jesse Kelly Show. |
| 0:10.6 | Welcome. |
| 0:11.6 | Let's have some fun on a Monday night. |
| 0:14.9 | You caught the tail end of an important conversation. |
| 0:17.8 | Chris and I were having, we'll go into that in a little while, and all seriousness. |
| 0:21.8 | It's going to be a blast tonight. |
| 0:23.8 | A blast. |
| 0:24.8 | Yeah, everything's a disaster, but it's going to be such a wildly offensive show that |
| 0:29.8 | we're going to have fun. |
| 0:31.6 | We're going to talk about why female athletes should wear bikinis. |
| 0:36.6 | Why Barack Obama's having a gigantic party during the whooo Delta variant scare? |
| 0:43.5 | Why Joe Biden should be impeached? |
| 0:46.8 | And no, I'm not trying to be over the top. |
| 0:49.1 | He's currently committing a gross impeachable offense. |
| 0:53.7 | And finally, suicide. |
| 0:56.8 | Somebody committed one. |
| 0:58.3 | You and I are going to have a frank chat about suicide. |
| 1:00.9 | We have your emails. |
| 1:02.2 | It's metal of water Monday. |
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