Welcome to Rates and Barrows. It is Monday, April 1st. Happy April Fool's Day, if you celebrate that.

I am not a big fan because I'm a gullible human, but Derek Van Riper here with Enosaris.

You could destroy me on April Fool's Day if you want to.

You really could.

I'm just, I'm an easy target for it.

Yeah, yeah. Although, you know,

some of the stuff that I did in my last April Fool's column came true, I had a thing about some guy making Nutella and chicken, raw chicken smoothies. No, no, no, no, no. Not raw chicken, but I was reading this interview with Reggie Crawford, this Giants prospect,

that he was so tired of eating chicken that he just started blending it up and putting it in shakes.

So he's cooking it at least, but I mean, oh, that's still no good.

Well, on that note, if that didn't gross you out, stick around, hit the like button on this video, subscribe. but I mean, oh, that's still no good.

Well, on that note, if that didn't gross you out, stick around, hit the like button on this video, subscribe to the channel on YouTube.

You've even done so already.

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So because this is the first full week of baseball action, we actually had another fab run.

And it's the toughest fab run of all because you get a partial week.

Not everybody even pitches in a rotation.

So you may have a late round pitcher that you're thinking about who hasn't pitched yet.

And then someone else pops up onto the scene that you have to decide, is this guy that made one start actually better than the player on my roster?

Do I completely abandon what I thought a week, a month ago on draft day to try and, you know,

chase something?

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