Opening Night (w/ Sean Hayes and Conan O'Brien)

Bad Dates

SiriusXM | SmartLess Media

Comedy

4.4 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2023

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

On the premiere episode of Bad Dates, Jameela welcomes Sean Hayes (SmartLess, Will & Grace) & Conan O’Brien (Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend) to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. Sean tells us tales of Chicago, bears, and glue traps, Conan talks about an opening night that never was, plus Jameela tells her own story of an attempted hookup that ended in a 911 call before it even began. If you’ve had a bad date you’d like to tell us about, our number is 984-265-3283, and our email is baddatespod@gmail.com, we can’t wait to hear all about it. Conan O’Brien hosts the podcast Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend, available wherever you get your podcasts. Sean Hayes stars in the new play “Good Night, Oscar” on Broadway now, and he’s one of the hosts of SmartLess, the number one comedy podcast in the world.

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0:00.0	My god, I hear Sean Hayes. Yeah, you're in your dreams
0:07.6	There it goes boy you have a high penis. You have a very tall penis
0:11.4	It grunts goes all the way by your heart. It runs up through the right and left ventricle
0:17.0	It impedes blood flow
0:20.0	Oh, it's like the opposite of mine
0:30.0	Oh
0:34.8	Fuck me sideways like a chicken is Conan O'Brien and Sean Hayes. Welcome to bad dates
0:40.6	Welcome to having us. This is beautiful. This is exciting
0:45.0	Sean says welcome to having us, which is my favorite saying that I've never heard before
0:52.0	Welcome to having it. You should try it. Welcome to having us
0:56.0	Welcome
0:58.0	We're thrilled to be with here. Jamila. We really are guys. I'm so happy to have you here
1:02.6	This is a new podcast for me. It's a subject that I feel very
1:08.1	Passionately about because I have not had a lot of experience out there in the dating world you have it as of my no
1:13.6	No, no, it's a personality issue. I think it's what we pulled it down to
1:18.1	What do you mean? Right? Yeah, I would think terrible now Conan you you were surprised when you first learned that about me
1:25.0	But I feel like we're several years into friendship now. I think we are I think you get it now
1:29.6	No, I don't I still don't get it. You are you are you are stunningly beautiful. Yeah, and and very funny and
1:37.8	I always read a time with you and and British. Oh my god that accent is so sexy. I mean
1:43.6	I don't understand. I would think that you'd be approached all the time. Yeah, I get approached all the time
1:49.4	It's that it's what happens after I open my mouth the approach just doesn't last very long
1:54.5	It's just a yeah, why do you think that is bad at giving signals bad at reading signals?
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