Jason, do you want to tell us about your new favorite podcast?

Oh, it's so good.

My feed is now because, you know, since cancel culture ended sacks, everybody uses the R word and the F word right now.

My entire feed on Instagram is either gay or Down syndrome or Bulldogs.

It's one of those three.

And then I stumbled upon the Miss Thing pod, Miss Thing, and they do a bit called

Gay Name Straight Name.

Here's Gay Name or Straight Name for David.

Good news and bad news, Freepard.

Here we go.

Gay name or straight name.

David.

David, to me, is straight.

Okay.

But he has my perfect body.

It can be confusing because I'm kind of like, are you gay?

And it's like, no, I just want to be you, David.

Totally.

Well, it's so like the Michelangelo's David, the male ideal. It's like incredible body. Kind of small. Sorry. Yeah. It's a little rough. What are you watching there, J-Cal? They basically nailed these two. But okay, keep going. I don't think Chimov is on their short list, but I know Jason will come up at some point.

Gay name or straight name.

Maybe this is it.

Chimoth.

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