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4.8 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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This week Jason, June and Paul are breaking down the 2014 techno-thriller, Open Windows, live at the 713 Music Hall in Houston. The crew discusses their discomfort watching this film, all the unnecessary and frankly confusing ‘open windows,’ and struggle to make heads or tails of this wild plot. Logon, but keep your windows to a minimum please. Follow Paul on Letterboxd https://letterboxd.com/paulscheer/ HDTGM Discord: discord.gg/hdtgm Paul’s Discord: https://discord.gg/paulscheer Check out Paul and Rob Huebel live on Twitch (https://www.twitch.tv/friendzone) every Thursday 8-10pm EST Subscribe to The Deep Dive with Jessica St. Clair and June Diane Raphael here: listen.earwolf.com/deepdive Subscribe to Unspooled with Paul Scheer and Amy Nicholson here: listen.earwolf.com/unspooled Check out The Jane Club over at www.janeclub.com Check out new HDTGM merch over at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/hdtgm Where to Find Jason, June & Paul: @PaulScheer on Instagram & Twitter @Junediane on IG and @MsJuneDiane on Twitter Jason is Not on Twitter

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0:00.0	It's like Alfred Hitchcock's rear window, but with computer windows.
0:07.0	Get it? Full stop. We saw open windows so you know what that means.
0:14.0	Doesn't know what to do.
0:39.1	Why the hell do you all wall-steen?
0:40.9	Just to suck a bunch to all life, a typical brain shot
0:43.7	You're a pro, a typical, you stand a lot
0:46.1	They call me when you're bad ass and he's on the line
0:48.9	Crank the names, take them in, it's cuz they cool his eyes
0:51.5	Cuz they're bad, Jim, funny, looking kind of night
0:54.1	All this shit, you're illiterable, Jason is getting late
0:57.1	Dumbless, make the show out of monkey shots in the pain
0:59.7	There's just a bunch of movies while they making the grade
1:02.1	Here's a real question for you out of this kid, hey
1:10.1	Hello people of Earth, hello people of Houston
1:20.1	We are live at the 7th 13th music call
1:24.1	Talking about open windows
1:27.1	A movie that is so Texas
1:31.1	We couldn't finish our tour in Texas without tackling it
1:36.1	That's right, it doesn't take place in Houston
1:40.1	Just about 2 and a half hours west in Austin
1:44.1	But I have it on very high authority
1:48.1	That some of those high speed chases made it to Houston
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