Open to Happy Endings

Dear Chelsea

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Comedy, Education, Self-improvement

4.4 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2021

⏱️ ? minutes

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Summary

Chelsea and Brandon discuss why a foot rub always comes with strings attached, how Chelsea used a home Covid test machine to screen her dates, and how to casually ask for a happy ending at a 5-star resort. A caller’s past sexual trauma is affecting her current relationship. A recent college grad wonders if she measures up to the women she sees online. And a biologist seeks tools to deal with social anxiety.

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1:42.0	So you've been back now for weeks. I feel like I've not heard a thing about dating or what happened.
1:48.0	So we talked about the guy that sent me the dildo, right?
1:52.0	Yes, we did talk about him.
1:54.0	Okay, so on the podcast.
1:56.0	I think we've talked about it everywhere basically.
1:58.0	Okay. Well, anyway, so that was happening. I went to Whistler, then something I had some action in Whistler.
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