8006-36-1067 is the number on an open line Thursday. If you'd like to weigh in and talk about commanders' giants week one, you can do that. If you want to talk about the fact that the Nats threw 77 pitches in the third inning yesterday against the Yankees in a horrendous performance, you can do that. I don't think anybody wants to talk about that. You can ask for fantasy advice.

You can ask junkies hypotheticals. You can just go a million different directions. We haven't had a hypothetical in years. We haven't. I mean, people just don't, they don't want to ask us. There was a period of time about these had a segment for junkies hypotheticals. You remember that? Probably three or four years ago. I remember that. Yeah. But it's not really a thing anymore. It's really not.

People don't want our expert advice. They don't. Somehow they don't trust us to guide them to whatever answer they're seeking. I think we've managed our way. We've navigated our way through life fairly successfully. I think so, too. You think? I think we can give people a decent perspective on things. I want to talk about how to take down a hornet's nest, the size of a basketball backboard. I'm still kind of surprised you did that. I live for stuff like that. I think it was somewhat, somewhat ingenious that you pulled the car up. It should be my next job or maybe a side job. You can be like an exterminator. Did you drive the car like over the sidewalk, like into the grass? No, I just pulled up right next to the curb.

Right next to the curb.

That's all you had to do.

Because the tree was kind of hanging over the sidewalks, I didn't have to reach that far. Right. Yeah. Pummeled it. Right. Destroyed a couple thousand hornets. Good job. You know what? you're the neighborhood savior.

I am.

It's what you are.

Right.

Good for you.

Something work related very quick. The engineer, Roger, we all know him. The audience knows him. He has a new sidekick that has been working here for, I want to say, at least a month. I don't... Doran. Oh, you know, I was going to ask, does anybody know his name?

Is that the guy who was pooping?

Yes. No, it was, it was, it was the other guy. It was Daniel. Somebody said it was him, but that guy wears very nice shoes. Yeah, it was Daniel. Yeah. And I didn't think it was Daniel because Daniel doesn't usually get in until later. I usually see him around 930. Ron is the new guy.

Ron's the new guy.

He's a little guy.

He looks like Gary Coleman.

Yeah, he does.

He's not that small. Is that a reference lost on you guys? No. What's you're talking about? He's very hard to understand because he talks so soft. I've never heard him talk. That's something I want to bring up. He doesn't say much.

No.

But when you ask him his name? Do he and Roger get along real well? I mean, it seems like it. It seems like Roger's showing him the rope. They get along well. Two peas in a pot. They're two peas in a pot, right? Remember when Awad used to follow drab around the station? Yeah, like a puppy dog.

Yeah.

It's kind of like that with Roger.

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