And they are some our guide for Marmite first timers. First toast your pillowy soft bread.

Push that.

Liberally spread that butter. Stroke that Marmite open.

Dip that knife and spread that. Don't overload.

And taste that. Marmite. Love it.

Hate it. Get it on.

Hello and welcome to Like My Dear Friends with me, Susie Ruffle.

And me, Tom Allen. Hello.

Hello, hello.

How are you? I'm okay, thanks. I am currently in a hotel.

So it sounds like I'm just sort of phoning you. It sounds like the listeners will be getting like a phone call.

But this is, I like to think that this is what this is. We just broadcast our phone calls because we assume

everyone wants to know. Who would want to listen?

Did we ever talk about the fact that my mum and dad used to have a party line

which meant that you shared your phone line with your next door neighbor?

I think you have told me this before, which I think is hilarious.

So what? Someone would phone and then go, oh, actually, I want

Judith and Kenneth next door.

Yeah, you go, oh, you tell you have to expect a call from them.

I don't know how it worked, but it must be.

So we're both of the phones ring.

And then who have got that first?

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