Open Di*k Policy pt. 1 w/ Brendan Krick

Dad Meat

Tim Butterly/Mike Rainey

Leisure, Comedy

4.9 • 856 Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

We fired up the vibrating loveseat and Brendan Krick kept it scorching hot for this episode. Brendan shared a terrifying meat-showing story and we got into porking in Disney and turning a nu-metal cover band practicing space into a dog turd minefield.

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0:00.0	Welcome perverts.
0:01.6	We're back.
0:02.9	We're back, you fucking dorks.
0:04.3	You thought you were rid of us forever.
0:05.6	No, dude, it was a week and a half.
0:06.9	And who are we back with but King Pervert?
0:08.8	God, damn.
0:09.6	Brendan Crick, what's up, Barnold?
0:10.8	Actually, I do not have sex and I will never jack off.
0:16.3	Damn, what a specimen.
0:17.5	I've shed all earthly pleasure.
0:19.7	I only podcast.
0:23.8	Yeah, it is a pretty, that's like a cosmic punishment.
0:27.7	That's like a, you did something bad in a previous life to only do that.
0:31.7	Dude, Barn Dog made probably the most terrifying entrance that anyone has ever made into my house today.
0:37.2	So the doors locked when I got here?
0:38.8	Probably, dude.
0:39.9	Yeah, I was just up.
0:41.1	Because I asked where the bathroom was that I would just like, I just found myself like
0:44.5	walking upstairs by myself.
0:46.6	Well, dude, no, well, you didn't ask me where the bathroom was.
0:48.6	I was upstairs getting dressed.
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