This is a headgum podcast.

Life gets pretty boring when every day's the same.

Take me on a rocket ship to see the earth from space.

I'm that explore.

Baby.

We're going to bring you in. Oh, we're going to bring you in. Yeah. Hang tight. No. Three tile coasters. Our two posted ideas. Our guest posted idea. My phone open and on. Let's change that. A bag with a pastry in it. Two pastries in it. Yeah. Two bags? Two muffins. Two muffins. Two muffins? One bag. Excuse me. Hello. Hi. You're in big trouble. Sorry. I'm excited. A pen. Sticky note pad from which our ideas came from. And here's the Pieste instance. Four buzz balls stacked in two. And I'm wondering, did our guests bring? Two stacks of two, and our guests did bring them. Our guest did bring them. So we can have a little fun. Wait, was it with you guys where I was having one of them recently? And I was like, this is crazy. Like, I'm so caffeinated from these because I thought they were all caffeinated and then it turns out like... It's just like a mixed drink.

Yeah, it's like 30% alcohol. One out of four of them is caffeinated. Like the coffee one is caffeinated. Oh. There's like an espresso martini flavored one and that's caffeinated. But I was having the regular ones being like, I'm wired right now. Like I'm so wired. This is crazy. Well, we really shouldn't do free press like this, but...

Can I say something else about Buzzballs?

Yeah. When I had this was at, when I opened for Djibuki's New York Comedy Festival show. Uh-huh. And... Women-owned. Period. And there was a buzzball rep there. And she and I made friends. And she was like...

Made friends.

That's just a funny way to say it. We became friends, basically. She and I made friends. She was like, I'm from Houston. I'm coming up here to do this buzzball promotion. Like, so cool. We were talking about it. I, like, shouted her out during the... I brought, like, two of the wrong stage. just shouted her out. It was awesome.

And then she, like, follows me now on Instagram.

We follow each other.

And she's so supportive. Oh. Like everything I post, she's like another winner king. That's so great. I know. So I like am actually kind of happy to give. To her. Yeah. Buzzball, if there's one thing they're doing is they're hiring the right reps. Yeah. And that's a good, that's a good, like, note just for different reps and companies and stuff. Like, it's not just money that we want to shout you out. We also will take support and general, like, words of affirmation. Yes. We have a lot of different love languages. No, not really.

Right.

Let's be clear.

Yeah.

This was one special case. Yes. Don't try to follow in her footsteps. Right. You'll never have what she has. Should we bring in our guest? Yes. Is there anything else to say? No. Okay. Our guest is a dear friend who we love and is so funny and brings us so much joy and happiness and funniness. Is this your second or third time on the podcast? Don't answer yet. We haven't brought you in.

For questions or something. Right. All right. Welcome to the podcast dash Turner. Yay. Now you can talk.

Hey. I really have to bite my tongue like six or seven times.

I know.

We were harsher with you than we've ever been with anyone. Well, it's because you know I can take it. Probably from the closeness. Yeah. You're like a sibling. Vigor. It's your vigor probably. Yeah. I think I've only, this is my second time, but I've. No, it's not. I think it is.

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