Oology (EGGS) Encore + Bonus Material with John Bates

Ologies with Alie Ward

Alie Ward

Comedy, Science, Society & Culture

4.9 • 23.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

This encore includes tons of previously cut and never-before-heard bonus material (and maybe an eggregious number of sidenotes) about how perfect and weird eggs are. The biggest eggs! The smallest eggs! The people arrested for stealing the most eggs! Oologist Dr. John Bates gives Alie a tour of the egg vault at the Field Museum of Chicago and it was a barrage of beautiful sights and shocking facts about bird butts. Get ready for speckly eggs, falcon tales, delicate treasures, snake nesting, pigeon mysteries, modern research with old artifacts, Easter trivia, and whether or not you can hatch chickens from grocery store eggs. Also the carnival ride Alie will never ever ever go on. Field Museum of Chicago The Book of Eggs To become a patron: www.Patreon.com/ologies OlogiesMerch.com has hats, pins, totes, shirts, etc. Follow Ologies on Instagram or Twitter Follow Alie Ward on Instagram or Twitter.com More links at www.alieward.com/ologies/Oology2 Sound editing by Steven Ray Morris & Jarrett Sleeper Music by Nick Thorburn Support the show: http://Patreon.com/ologies

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0:00.0	Hey, what's up? So it's 2021 and it's a lady from your mom's book club.
0:04.1	One who apologizes even when she brings cookies and up top.
0:06.9	I want to tell you that this is an encore of an episode that went up in 2018 and it has a ton of never before heard bonus content and a side that I cut out from the previous release.
0:20.5	So you have not heard a lot of this and I'm giving it another spin because many of you have never heard aology and
0:27.3	tis the season to scoop up a lot of discount Easter candy at the drugstore and I'm working on a big episode for next week.
0:34.6	This can upload your minds and so I wanted to just take a little bit of a breather.
0:38.2	But here is eggs alongside seriously egregious.
0:43.2	Egregious? I'm so sorry that wasn't even intentional amount of a sides.
0:48.3	You may listen to these sides and say boy, howdy. That's a lot of a sides but I'm happy to have this info on pagan holidays and ostrich nests.
0:55.6	Okay, let's dive in.
0:57.6	Oh hey, hey it's that.
0:59.6	Hi, hi it's a lady from your mom's book club.
1:02.3	Hi the one who apologizes even when she brings cookies.
1:06.4	Your Hi it's Ali Ward back with another episode.
1:09.9	No apologies. Oh man, I never knew I needed this episode.
1:13.1	Like we've had an episode about ornithology birds but now we're going to get to the heart, the heart of the matter.
1:19.5	And by heart I mean butt and by butt I mean cloaca.
1:24.0	So what is a cloaca? Well as I've said before it's kind of like the home button on an iPhone.
1:29.6	Like if Steve Jobs had designed an orifice just a multi-purpose little boop.
1:35.3	It's good for sensual adult times for egg laying and poo.
1:41.2	So today we're going to be cracking wise about eggs.
1:45.5	Oh so many eggs so many glorious eggs. What a wonder.
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