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🗓️ 30 March 2021
⏱️ 67 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's up? So it's 2021 and it's a lady from your mom's book club. |
0:04.1 | One who apologizes even when she brings cookies and up top. |
0:06.9 | I want to tell you that this is an encore of an episode that went up in 2018 and it has a ton of never before heard bonus content and a side that I cut out from the previous release. |
0:20.5 | So you have not heard a lot of this and I'm giving it another spin because many of you have never heard aology and |
0:27.3 | tis the season to scoop up a lot of discount Easter candy at the drugstore and I'm working on a big episode for next week. |
0:34.6 | This can upload your minds and so I wanted to just take a little bit of a breather. |
0:38.2 | But here is eggs alongside seriously egregious. |
0:43.2 | Egregious? I'm so sorry that wasn't even intentional amount of a sides. |
0:48.3 | You may listen to these sides and say boy, howdy. That's a lot of a sides but I'm happy to have this info on pagan holidays and ostrich nests. |
0:55.6 | Okay, let's dive in. |
0:57.6 | Oh hey, hey it's that. |
0:59.6 | Hi, hi it's a lady from your mom's book club. |
1:02.3 | Hi the one who apologizes even when she brings cookies. |
1:06.4 | Your Hi it's Ali Ward back with another episode. |
1:09.9 | No apologies. Oh man, I never knew I needed this episode. |
1:13.1 | Like we've had an episode about ornithology birds but now we're going to get to the heart, the heart of the matter. |
1:19.5 | And by heart I mean butt and by butt I mean cloaca. |
1:24.0 | So what is a cloaca? Well as I've said before it's kind of like the home button on an iPhone. |
1:29.6 | Like if Steve Jobs had designed an orifice just a multi-purpose little boop. |
1:35.3 | It's good for sensual adult times for egg laying and poo. |
1:41.2 | So today we're going to be cracking wise about eggs. |
1:45.5 | Oh so many eggs so many glorious eggs. What a wonder. |
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